Aerosol Flamethrower: In the A Week In Paradise DLC, the Dude can use an can of Axe spray ripoff, aptly named Stynx, and a lighter.It doesn't work, so he's forced to resort to violence. Adaptational Nice Guy: He's a nice everyman in the movie and the Only Sane Man who always just happens to be at the wrong place at the wrong time, and even makes one last-ditch effort at the end to make peace with everyone pointing their guns at him.shows up in Postal 4, he turns out to be no better and tries to kill his son to cement his rule over Edensin. Abusive Parents: Apparently only one reason for the Dude to urinate on his stepfather's grave.Never a dull moment for him, it's up to the player to decide how he acts. John (Postal 4: No Regerts )Ī red-headed, trenchcoated man whose life is filled with violence, insanity and the bizarre shenanigans of the world around him. If you get Postal 2, you already have one of the most addicting single player games ever made.Played by: Vince Desi (Postal, non-demon grunts and moans), Rick Hunter (all other appearances), Corey Cruise (Postal III, Paradise Lost, Postal: Brain Damaged and Postal 4: No Regerts ), Zack Ward (Postal: The Movie and Postal 4: No Regerts ), Jon St. It is only missing a few elements to truly be considered one of the best of the best. The Apocalypse Weekend expansion pack fills in many of these missing elements. It adds in many new exciting weapons, as well as new character abilities, new levels and much more wild and exciting missions than in the standard game. If that wasn't enough, there's a mod out for it, hosted on the developer's website. On the surface this mod simply makes all 7 days, from Postal 2 and Apocalypse weekend, into one continuous game as opposed to two separate games. It adds about a dozen or so new weapons and inventory items and changes some of the aspects of the game. It also allows you to use all the new items from Apocalypse Weekend and AW7 from the beginning of the game. Essentially giving you two different and equally awesome games. So if you want a game that makes "GTA:San Andreas" look like "My Little Pony", then Postal 2 and its Apocalypse Weekend expansion pack are for you.The Postal Dude's wife, she goes unseen throughout the base game and is only heard in cutscenes. She leaves "a list of chores" for the Dude to do at the beginning of each day. During the game, she will not let the Dude back into the trailer until he has completed the errands of the day. She makes special note for the Dude to "not forget her Rocky Road" which ironically, is never on the Dude's list of errands. She leaves the Dude and "moves back in with mother" at the start of Apocalypse Weekend. In Paradise Lost, the Bitch finally makes her first physical appearance at the end of Wednesday. She has lost a lot of weight and is about to marry Madcow Mike J. However, upon hearing the Dude's voice, she gets pissed, leading to a boss fight with her. The player is given the option to either kill her (with violence) or to trick her into dashing into four giant cakes which disable her. Either way, Mike J will revive her with his "life-giving man milk" which will make her fat, and the Dude remarks "Now I recognize her". Later, she reappears with Mike J at the Hell Hole on Friday, attempting to take Champ away from The Dude, leading to another boss fight. During this fight, she swallows several loads of Mike J's man-milk causing her to swell in size. Eventually, she falls into a giant abyss where she transforms into a giant demon, serving as the final boss in Paradise Lost. When defeated once more, she berates the Dude about their life together, how he was a terrible husband, and how he never remembered her rocky road. The Bitch is then destroyed once and for all by the leftover IED thrown by the Dude.Īlternatively, if the player has zero kills on their current run, she will have a change of heart realizing that the love of her life wasn't a Mad Cow Zombie Demon Overlord, but the Postal Dude, and asks him to take her back. The Postal Dude's simple response was giving her the finger and telling her he doesn't "give a shit", a nod to Gone with the Wind. She starts crying and smashing around the place while the Postal Dude escapes and rocks seal off the entrance behind him.
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